Irony 2: Bride of Irony

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Got grazed by a bus on the way home from work. Didn't even fall, but I could feel it pulling along my arm as it passed me, and had no room to the right of me to pull away... I think the driver misjudged his right side. I'm fine, it didn't even touch the bike. I just... gah. Didn't get this plate, either, because I then immediately had to veer behind the bus to dodge a car door and just sort of stopped to catch my breath. Not dead!

Some days are good days. This is not one of them. I am taking the subway tomorrow.