\o/

[rax]

I so fail at blogging; too lazy. Too hosed. I still keep a paper
journal, and that is The Way.

http://ln-s.net/eCS is a YAAP for:

* You followed a strict vegan diet

* You were an atheist

* You never hit with a wielded weapon

* You were illiterate

* You never genocided any monsters

* You never polymorphed an object

* You never changed form

* You used no wishes

This is my new excuse for everything. "Your room isn't clean." "Yes, but
I have a ten-conduct ascension." "You didn't buy groceries." "Yes, but I
have a ten-conduct ascension." "You're behind on consulting work." "Yes,
but I have a ten-conduct ascension." "You're behind on correspondence!
I had no idea you were going to grad school at UMass Boston for English
in the fall!" "Yes, but I have a ten-conduct ascension. Did I mention
that I did it on my first try?" "Cassandra moved in?" "Yes! And I have a
ten-conduct ascension." "You said something different that time." "Yes,
but I have a ten-conduct ascension."

-r.

PS. The conducts not shown are vegetarian (subset of vegan) and
artiwishless (subset of wishless).