Short version: CATGIRL GOTH RAVE XI, DOORS 9PM, MUSIC 10PM,
friendslocked location, dress goth wear ears,
invite people but ask before inviting mailing lists, <3 <3 <3
Remember, remember, the Fifth of December [0],
Catgirls, Glowsticks, and Goth.
No justification why catgirl goth ravin'
Should ever be forsought.
Long version, entitled:
THE RETURN: A PACK NAMED WOLF TO LOOK AT HE
or
EVERY ANIMAL IS A PACK, A BAND, A DJ. FACE AWAY FROM EVERY ANIMAL,
THEY'LL NUZZLE YOUR HAND IF THEY REALLY WANT YOUR ATTENTION, OKAY?
or
A HUGE EVER GROWING PULSATING FURSONA THAT RULES FROM THE CENTRE OF THE
BODY WITHOUT ORGANS
or
ENTERTAINED BUT A BIT AFRAID, OUR PROTAGONIST FINDS A NEW LINE OF FLIGHT
or
IF THE CAT QUEERS THE FOX/WOLF GENDER BINARY WHAT THE FUCK IS A FOLF
EVEN FOR, AND REALLY WHAT KIND OF WORD EVEN IS FOLF, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER
THAN WOX, COYWOLVES ARE AN ACTUAL THING THOUGH, GOOGLE IT
or
WHAT IF THE REAL GENDER/SPECIES BECOMING- WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG
THE WAY? MY GENDER IS FRIENDS. NO NOT THE TV SHOW. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THING
or
WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING
SQUIDS. SERIOUSLY STOP TOUCHING THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS, SQUIDS.
or
WE LIKE TO PARTY. IF YOU CUT OFF THE ENGINE OF THE OLD VENGABUS, A
NEW HEAD GROWS IN ITS PLACE. ENGINE. WHICHEVER. THE VENGABOYS ARE AN
ETERNAL HYDRA.
or
IF EIGHT-BAR LOOPS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE EIGHT-BAR LOOPS
AND THAT WILL BE UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE EVEN IF IT'S A CHEAP TRICK YOU WON'T
NOTICE IT AS LONG AS I DON'T MASSIVELY OVERDO IT AND WANTING A GOOD DRUM
LINE IS NOT A CRIME (I GUESS MAYBE PUBLIC NUISANCE OR SOME KIND OF NOISE
ORDINANCE BUT THAT'S NOT THE LOOP'S FAULT IT'S AN UNWITTING ACCOMPLICE)
or
THE FACT THAT I KNOW TO MAKE THIS REFERENCE FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION.
HOWEVER YOU CANNOT APPLE-S YOURSELF THIS IS THE GRAND EXPERIMENT.
or
ONE TWO THREE AND I COME WITH THE FLICKY. STYLE AND YOU KNOW I AM FROM
HAECCEITY. OR AM HAECCEITY?? IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A QUIDDITY BUT REALLY I
NEVER GROKKED THIS CONCEPT SEND HELP. ALSO. FLICKY WAS A REALLY TERRIBLE
VIDEO GAME WHY DOES IT STILL HAVE SPACE IN MY HEAD???
or
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM HOLDING DOWN SHIFT FOR ALL OF THIS AND NOT USING
CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF THIS IT'S MY ART
or
DELEUZE SAYS ANYONE WHO LOVES CATS OR DOGS IS A FOOL. I THINK ACTUALLY
IT WAS TRANSLATED INCORRECTLY AND ANYONE WHO LOVES CATS OR DOGS IS A
FURRY. SORRY. MORE OF YOU ARE FURRIES THAN YOU THOUGHT. THE HELLGONG
WILL BE BUSY ASSIGNING FURSONAS TONIGHT
or
CATGIRL GOTH RAVE? MORE LIKE CATWHATEVER GOTH RAVE. GENDER IS JUST A
CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK CATS STRONGER. FOLLOW YOUR HEART. UNLESS IT
TRIES TO LEAD YOU OFF A CLIFF IN WHICH CASE FOLLOW SOMETHING ELSE. LIVER
MAYBE?? ALSO GENDER IS FINE IF THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL BUT IF I WEAR A DRESS
THIS YEAR IT WILL BE DRAG AND THAT'S CONFUSING
or
DHOLES ARE BALLER IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. ALSO I AM NOT SURE HOW THEY
FIT INTO THE FOX/WOLF BINARY. MAYBE BINARIES ARE BULLSHIT. MAYBE SPECIES
WAS NEVER FOREVER GENDER. MAYBE THE REAL GENDER WAS INSIDE US, ALL ALONG,
AND WE ARE KLEIN BOTTLE BODIES ENDLESSLY POURING OUT GENDER ONLY TO POUR
IT BACK INTO OUR "SELVES," WHATEVER A SELF IS, ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE
AN INVITE TO A RAVE OR SOMETHING, JUST COME TO THE FUCKING PARTY
or
SELECT * FROM TITLES;
or
FORTUNE SMILES UPON THEE! THOU HAST FOUND THE PART OF THE INVITE WITH
MORE COHERENT DETAILS. IT'S A CATGIRL GOTH RAVE, WHICH MEANS IT'S LIKE
A RAVE BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T USUALLY GO TO RAVES, THERE ARE LIVE
DJS, ONE OF THEM IS ME, THAT PART IS COOL, THERE'S ALSO GOOD PEOPLE
AND CONVERSATIONS AND SOME LIQUOR AND USUALLY SOME ODDLY HANDMADE FOOD
PRODUCT AND YOU SHOULD COME IF YOU'RE ABLE AND WOULD ENJOY IT.
or
DANGER HAUS IS BOTH DANGER AND A HAUS. IT'S ALSO AT A FRIENDSLOCKED LOCATION.
ON THE SECOND FLOOR. WHICH KIND OF SUCKS IF STAIRS ARE HARD FOR YOU
SORRY BUT THE FOLKS THERE ARE SUPER GENEROUS TO HOST THIS PARTY AGAIN
AND ALSO JUST. KIND OF BALLER???
or
A LITTLE BIT TALLER???
or
HAVING OF GIRLS WHO LOOK GOOD??? EXCEPT THAT POSSESSION OF OTHER PEOPLE
IS SOME BULLSHIT, EXCEPT WHEN IT'S CONSENSUAL, EXCEPT EVEN WHEN IT'S
CONSENSUAL IT'S KINDA HELLA PROBS, WHICH IS HOW WE SAY PROBLEMATIC NOW,
EXCEPT IT ISN'T AND I MADE THAT UP
or
PS IF YOU WANT TO DJ HELLA HIT ME UP WE'LL MAKE SPACE
or
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR AN INVITE, SO I DIDN'T WRITE ONE
or
WHATEVER.
Hope to see you all there. <3
[0] November 5th, Observed
[1] Selene helped write this invite and said: ]['
friendslocked location, dress goth wear ears,
invite people but ask before inviting mailing lists, <3 <3 <3
Remember, remember, the Fifth of December [0],
Catgirls, Glowsticks, and Goth.
No justification why catgirl goth ravin'
Should ever be forsought.
Long version, entitled:
THE RETURN: A PACK NAMED WOLF TO LOOK AT HE
or
EVERY ANIMAL IS A PACK, A BAND, A DJ. FACE AWAY FROM EVERY ANIMAL,
THEY'LL NUZZLE YOUR HAND IF THEY REALLY WANT YOUR ATTENTION, OKAY?
or
A HUGE EVER GROWING PULSATING FURSONA THAT RULES FROM THE CENTRE OF THE
BODY WITHOUT ORGANS
or
ENTERTAINED BUT A BIT AFRAID, OUR PROTAGONIST FINDS A NEW LINE OF FLIGHT
or
IF THE CAT QUEERS THE FOX/WOLF GENDER BINARY WHAT THE FUCK IS A FOLF
EVEN FOR, AND REALLY WHAT KIND OF WORD EVEN IS FOLF, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER
THAN WOX, COYWOLVES ARE AN ACTUAL THING THOUGH, GOOGLE IT
or
WHAT IF THE REAL GENDER/SPECIES BECOMING- WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG
THE WAY? MY GENDER IS FRIENDS. NO NOT THE TV SHOW. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THING
or
WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING
SQUIDS. SERIOUSLY STOP TOUCHING THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS, SQUIDS.
or
WE LIKE TO PARTY. IF YOU CUT OFF THE ENGINE OF THE OLD VENGABUS, A
NEW HEAD GROWS IN ITS PLACE. ENGINE. WHICHEVER. THE VENGABOYS ARE AN
ETERNAL HYDRA.
or
IF EIGHT-BAR LOOPS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE EIGHT-BAR LOOPS
AND THAT WILL BE UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE EVEN IF IT'S A CHEAP TRICK YOU WON'T
NOTICE IT AS LONG AS I DON'T MASSIVELY OVERDO IT AND WANTING A GOOD DRUM
LINE IS NOT A CRIME (I GUESS MAYBE PUBLIC NUISANCE OR SOME KIND OF NOISE
ORDINANCE BUT THAT'S NOT THE LOOP'S FAULT IT'S AN UNWITTING ACCOMPLICE)
or
THE FACT THAT I KNOW TO MAKE THIS REFERENCE FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION.
HOWEVER YOU CANNOT APPLE-S YOURSELF THIS IS THE GRAND EXPERIMENT.
or
ONE TWO THREE AND I COME WITH THE FLICKY. STYLE AND YOU KNOW I AM FROM
HAECCEITY. OR AM HAECCEITY?? IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A QUIDDITY BUT REALLY I
NEVER GROKKED THIS CONCEPT SEND HELP. ALSO. FLICKY WAS A REALLY TERRIBLE
VIDEO GAME WHY DOES IT STILL HAVE SPACE IN MY HEAD???
or
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM HOLDING DOWN SHIFT FOR ALL OF THIS AND NOT USING
CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF THIS IT'S MY ART
or
DELEUZE SAYS ANYONE WHO LOVES CATS OR DOGS IS A FOOL. I THINK ACTUALLY
IT WAS TRANSLATED INCORRECTLY AND ANYONE WHO LOVES CATS OR DOGS IS A
FURRY. SORRY. MORE OF YOU ARE FURRIES THAN YOU THOUGHT. THE HELLGONG
WILL BE BUSY ASSIGNING FURSONAS TONIGHT
or
CATGIRL GOTH RAVE? MORE LIKE CATWHATEVER GOTH RAVE. GENDER IS JUST A
CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK CATS STRONGER. FOLLOW YOUR HEART. UNLESS IT
TRIES TO LEAD YOU OFF A CLIFF IN WHICH CASE FOLLOW SOMETHING ELSE. LIVER
MAYBE?? ALSO GENDER IS FINE IF THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL BUT IF I WEAR A DRESS
THIS YEAR IT WILL BE DRAG AND THAT'S CONFUSING
or
DHOLES ARE BALLER IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. ALSO I AM NOT SURE HOW THEY
FIT INTO THE FOX/WOLF BINARY. MAYBE BINARIES ARE BULLSHIT. MAYBE SPECIES
WAS NEVER FOREVER GENDER. MAYBE THE REAL GENDER WAS INSIDE US, ALL ALONG,
AND WE ARE KLEIN BOTTLE BODIES ENDLESSLY POURING OUT GENDER ONLY TO POUR
IT BACK INTO OUR "SELVES," WHATEVER A SELF IS, ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE
AN INVITE TO A RAVE OR SOMETHING, JUST COME TO THE FUCKING PARTY
or
SELECT * FROM TITLES;
or
FORTUNE SMILES UPON THEE! THOU HAST FOUND THE PART OF THE INVITE WITH
MORE COHERENT DETAILS. IT'S A CATGIRL GOTH RAVE, WHICH MEANS IT'S LIKE
A RAVE BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T USUALLY GO TO RAVES, THERE ARE LIVE
DJS, ONE OF THEM IS ME, THAT PART IS COOL, THERE'S ALSO GOOD PEOPLE
AND CONVERSATIONS AND SOME LIQUOR AND USUALLY SOME ODDLY HANDMADE FOOD
PRODUCT AND YOU SHOULD COME IF YOU'RE ABLE AND WOULD ENJOY IT.
or
DANGER HAUS IS BOTH DANGER AND A HAUS. IT'S ALSO AT A FRIENDSLOCKED LOCATION.
ON THE SECOND FLOOR. WHICH KIND OF SUCKS IF STAIRS ARE HARD FOR YOU
SORRY BUT THE FOLKS THERE ARE SUPER GENEROUS TO HOST THIS PARTY AGAIN
AND ALSO JUST. KIND OF BALLER???
or
A LITTLE BIT TALLER???
or
HAVING OF GIRLS WHO LOOK GOOD??? EXCEPT THAT POSSESSION OF OTHER PEOPLE
IS SOME BULLSHIT, EXCEPT WHEN IT'S CONSENSUAL, EXCEPT EVEN WHEN IT'S
CONSENSUAL IT'S KINDA HELLA PROBS, WHICH IS HOW WE SAY PROBLEMATIC NOW,
EXCEPT IT ISN'T AND I MADE THAT UP
or
PS IF YOU WANT TO DJ HELLA HIT ME UP WE'LL MAKE SPACE
or
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR AN INVITE, SO I DIDN'T WRITE ONE
or
WHATEVER.
Hope to see you all there. <3
[0] November 5th, Observed
[1] Selene helped write this invite and said: ]['